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<3 [29 Mar 2006|04:19pm]
[ mood | cranky ]

I love JJ.

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FUCK ME TO THE LEFT!!! - and upside down! [24 Feb 2006|10:50pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

OK news...

Kelly and JJ... totally going out.

Kelly and miss Strawberry Jessica... fucking awesome cause we got free cake and made blueberries.

Kelly..... hopefully going to KMK even though they are sold out.

Kelly and Jessica are the hottest most coolest people on the earth!!!

And if you disagree, you can fart on it and I will punch you in the chin.

Love yous.

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[25 Dec 2005|09:15pm]
[ mood | bored ]


yeah bitch.

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I love you. [20 Nov 2005|02:10pm]
The lukelou* was the place
when i first saw your face.
we liked each each other right away
but you didnt remember me the very next day.
Forgetful Lucy,
has got a nice kaboocy.
i used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat.
but my favorite time was when you beat the shit outta Ula with a bat.
then we drove up to see Dr. Keets
and found out why Doug always has to change his sheets.
Forgetful Lucy,
crackerhead like Ira Bucy.
but i still love her so
and i'll never let her go
even whlie i'm singing this song
shes wishing i had Jacko the walruses schlong.
Forgetful Lucy
her lips are so damn juicy
how bout another first kiss?


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KELLY 5 YEARS AGO! [12 Nov 2005|08:31pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Fill this out... to see how much you have changed in 5 years compared to now..

5 years ago...

How old were you?

What grade were you in?

Where did you go to school?
Woodbury M.S.

Where did you work?

Where did you live?
las vegas

Where did you hang out?
with charlene

How was your hair style?

Did you wear braces?

Did you wear glasses?

Who was your best friend?

Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?
i didnt have one.... oph my goodness! but my boyfriend now asked me out then!!!

Who was your regular-person crush?
umm, I think Micheal Link.

How many piercings did you have?
just my ears that would 2 huh?

How many tattoos did you have?
none. lol i still dont.

What was your favorite band?
no doubt... (no kidding.)

What was your biggest fear?
bloody mary

Had you smoked a cigarette yet?

Had you gotten drunk or high yet?

Had you driven yet?
yes lol in oklahoma! i was sitting on kennys lap. lol

Which of your pets were still alive?

Did you know the person who posted this right before you?

Now fill this out, post the results, to see how much things have changed since then.

Present Day...

How old are you?

What grade are you in and what school?
11th Chaparral H.S.

Where do you work?
well i"m trying to get a job...

Where do you live?
Las Vegas

Where do you hang out now?
at joshs

How is your hair style now?
still long.

Who is your boyfriend/girlfriend?
joshua!!! i love him!

Who is your celebrity crush?
Jake Gylenhaal

Who is your regular-person crush?

How many piercings do you have?

How many tattoos do you have?

What is your favorite band?
static x

What is your biggest fear?
heartbreak and ghosties

Have you smoked a cigarette yet?

Have you gotten drunk or high yet?
hahaha yeah.

Have you driven yet?

Which of your pets are still alive?
umm? none

Do you know the person who posted this right before you?

Have you changed ever since 5 years ago?

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TAKE IT!!!! [08 Nov 2005|07:34pm]
[ mood | determined ]

I made a Quiz for you! <A HREF="http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz_IM.php?quizname=051108222245-764336">Take my Quiz!</A> and then <A HREF="http://www.quizyourfriends.com/scoreboard.php?quizname=051108222245-764336">Check out the Scoreboard!</A>


I think thigns are better? I have the cutest picture oh my goodness.


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"I live in a fantasy world. Take me out of it." [26 Oct 2005|03:48pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]


Every fucking day.

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"" [05 Oct 2005|03:28pm]
[ mood | excited ]

I Love Josh Like Freaking whoa.   ...in an industrial size costco can with glittery blue label that say. I LOVE JOSH!


I freaking love this guy. I am sitting on hiim.

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"Born to blossom, bloom to perish" [04 Aug 2005|05:48pm]
[ mood | sick ]

List 20 people u know in no particular order...

1. Tiffany
2. Tina
3. Josh
4. Yoshi
5. Andy
6. Ashlee
7. Natali
8. Sara
9. Miles
10. Katie
11. Cordero
12. Zat
13. Jessica (strawberry)
14. James
15. Farren
16. Gabe
17. Jessica (J-Left)
18. Clara
19. Cheese
20. Brittany

How did you meet ..13?
Met my Jessica in 8th grade geography.

What would you do if you never met ..5?
Prolly never understand the art of emo. ^^

What do you honestly think of .. 10?
I love her to fucking death

would or did ..19 and ..8 go out?

have you ever liked ..3?
Very much so Hes my boyfriend. ^^ I<3Josh!!!

would ..2 and ..11 make a good couple?
No not really. Tina prolly scare the living shit outta cordero.

Who is ..6 going out with?

Describe ..7 in 3 words:

Do you think ..12 is hot?
Holy fucking shit yes!

Would ..1 and ..17 make a lovely couple?
No...they're not gay.

What do you think when you see ..8?
Great personality

tell me something humiliating about ..11.
He doesnt get hunilated, but since i used to live with him...he takes a shit that last 20 minutes and stinks everywhere up.

do you know any of ..6's family members?

What's ..20's favorite color?

on a scale of 1-5 how cute is ..14?

what would you do if ..4 just professed their undying love for you?
Umm, they kinda already did. But I love Josh ^^

what language does ..19 speak? English...

Who is .. 8 going out with?
No one.

is ..9 a boy or a girl?

would ..18 and ..4 make a good couple?
Um...no... Claras too shy.

what grade is ..17 in?

When was the last time you talked to ..12?
I very, very very!!! long time.

What is ..1's favorite band?

does .. 6 have any siblings?
I think so?

Would you ever date ..3?
hell no!!! ...lol I AM!!!

How well do you know.....2?
To take a guess...REALLY FUCKING WELL!!!

would you ever date ..7?
hell no! Incest! A Game the whole family can play! wtf?

is ..15 single?
No I dont think so.

what is ..20's last name?
Shit I dont remember

what is ..5's middle name?
Do you even have one?

what is ..10's fantasy?
I really dont wanna know.

would ..14 and ..19 make a good couple?
LMAO!!! oh yes and cheese can pack it in the ass.

what school does ..16 go to?

what school does ..1 go to?
Del Sol :(

where does ..9 live?
In these apartments really fucking far

would you make out with ..13?
No but I'll lick her face. ^^

are ..5 and ..6 best friends?
I dont even think they know each other?

does ..7 like ..20?

how did you meet ..15?
In German freshman year.

is 12 older than you?
By a lil...god i liked him so much lol

How close are you to 1, 2, 12, 13, and 20?
1-Extrememly close! Yeah, really fucking close!
2- Shes my sister from another mister!!!
12- Not close at all anymore
13-Pretty darn close! ::snaps fingers::
20-We're getting there

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"It all comes back to you, your bound to get what you deserve." [29 Jul 2005|08:20pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

Dude!!! take ym freaking quiz people!!!

1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and how did we meet?

4. How have I affected you?

5. What do you think of me?

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?

7. How long do you think we will be friends?

8. Do you love me?

9. Do you have a crush on me?

10. Would you kiss me?

11. Would you hug me?

12. Physically, what stands out?

13. Emotionally, what stands out?

14. Do you wish I was cooler?

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

17. Am I loveable?

18. How long have you known me?

19. Describe me in one word.

20. What was your first impression?

21. Do you still think that way about me now?

22. What do you think my weakness is?

23. Do you think I'll get married?

24. What makes me happy?

25. What makes me sad?

26. What reminds you of me?

27. If you could give me anything what would it be?

28. How well do you know me?

29. When's the last time you saw me?

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

31. Do you think I could kill someone?

32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?

33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?

34. Are you going to put this on your myspace and see what I say about you?

hehe, aj'll get herpes.

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[18 Jun 2005|12:58pm]

Which bad girl of the Bible are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

I'm bad....

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[17 Jun 2005|08:59pm]
[ mood | jubilant ]

I am so happy. I cant describe it. But I miss him so much. And umm, well the last time I saw him was like 11PM on Thursday ::innocent smile::

I know I'll love him.

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"The lights on, but I wish someone was home." [01 May 2005|02:55pm]
[ mood | excited ]

OK, now that I deleted everything. I am soooo errrrrrrr. Bored, and sick. It sucks. Natalis coming over. SO thats cool.

 Ina nutshell. Things arent going so well. Katie and I made a pact that if she were to go out with Derek, I'd have to date Cheese, and visa versa. AND SHES GOING OUT WITH DEREK!!!!! Grr....But hey, whatever makes her happy, I alreayd talked to Cheese about it. And he said that hes not going to force me to go out with him. So thats cool, I guess? But I told Travis how I felt many times. And now...hes acting like dont even exist!!! Whatever, I am giving him one last chance. I will let him knwo too. I am talking to Natali when she comes over. And we'll see. I thought I knew what I wanted, then everythign got switched up. Well, even if I dont have a boyfriend. I have my fuck buddies that I can go to when I need something done. But I have come to a conclusion. I am going to go after Mahoney from Xtreme Radio. OK, sure, hes what...23, 24...doesnt matter. Hes my radio buddy, but how cool would that be if I was like. "So do you have a boyfriend?" "Yeah" "Who?" "You knwo Mahoney from Xtreme Radio 1075?" Hehee...Plus he is really friggin hotttt!!!!! I ahve a picture of him...seeeeeeeeeee

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THIS IS NOW! [01 May 2005|12:58pm]
[ mood | awake ]

Soo, I sit here. My nose, pissing me off to no end. I am almost done with my never ending projects. My dad, fixes the wall, asking me, my opinion on dirt bikes. Interesting. My stomach grumbles in hunger. And I fix my myspace.

I have no life.

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Pax. [27 Mar 2005|12:10pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Xtreme Thign kicked so much ass. I crowd surfed. I lost my phone and camera. I was pissed, went ALL the way to the fornt of Tsunami Bomb, by myself. Found my phone and camera. Now i must get them developed.

Peace. I'll write more another time...

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"Go back to sleep" [20 Mar 2005|04:41pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

Katie was right, I am seriously surrounded by flakes.

Err I am just so fucking pissed off. OK, I am talking to Natali, wow, an actual conversation. And i told her, yeah I really need to talk to you, and shes all, ok kelly talk! TALK! TALK TALK TALK! And yeah, then my dad calls and asks me if I wanna go home tonight, so i told Natali hold on. So yeah, and finally when I am able to talk, I start to say something about Zat, and I get, "What up nigger it Nick." ...Oh isnt that special...So i cant talk anymore. Then I have to go put somethign in the oven for dinner, and i put my away message on and hes like, oh go ahead and sign off like that, and he signs off. My only chance I have to talk to Natali...now, when will it be? God, i am just sooo....ERRRR! I need to know something. I doubt she has talked to Zat, even though she has read my email I sent her. Yeah so i call her when I see that they signed off, and shes like all distracted, talking to other people. All i wanted her to do was call Nick an illiterate idiot, btu does she noo...Shes like, oh let me call you back in like a minute. And has she....noo...how long has it been? About 10 minutes! OMFG I AM SO TIRED OF BEING SURROUNDED BY FUCKING FLAKES!!!! RRGHGHRGHGRHGEHRHIYGFBANTG!!!!!!!!!!

Wow...I was this close. And how the hell am I supposed to "talk" When I can never get anythign out, because of interruptions and being ignored?!?! Pssh, this is what Natali posted on my myspace when I was really low and sad.

"kelly. my bestest most best girl cousin. i so feel you.
but please. dont be depressed .. keep thinkin about when i get my liscence .. FUCK everything else.
and if you seriously need to talk PLEASE CALL ME .. in fact in like 2 minutes im gonna call you even tho its like 10 haha .. "

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! She never called me! I was on the phone with Cheese for 2 and a half hours! she never called!!!!
OK I am checking my phone right now an di called her at 4:37. And it happens to be 5 now. She hasnt called. I'm fucking tired of people.

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Long enough to hear you scream [20 Mar 2005|11:32am]
[ mood | chipper ]


Yeah, I thought it was necessary. I figure, since Tiff and I missed Mikes and pretty much everyone elses...lets wait for Chesters...even though she doesnt even know!!!!! GASP! TIFF! YOU GOT YOUR PERMIT ONE DAY BEFORE YOUR BELOVEDS BIRTHDAY!!!

Sorry, I am really bored. I had a weird ass dream last night. Something about crazy Haiwaains and whiskey...and drugs, and the Mandalay bay....and something else...of yeah, i had sex with Zat on a straw roof. I cant stop listening to Atreyu!!! OMG!!!!

I need to talk to Natali. ::blows nose uber hard:: Mmmmm...I feel like eating. You know what!!! OMG, Cheese is so dumb. Last night he gave me his hotmail account to look at all the smut and hentai....but...I go into it today...AND HE HASNT EVEN ACTIVATED THE ACCOUNT!!!!! omg....

but yeah, I have nothing better to do...SO YEAH. Peace out. 

Lip Gloss and BlackCollapse )

Too obsessed with this song right now...

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"I feel the light betray me." [19 Mar 2005|03:15pm]
[ mood | sick ]

Eh, I can't, breathe. Nose is very very stuffed. When I am sick, i never eat. I dunno.

Well, Marla got me and Andrew sick. Damn her. Yeah, Thursday, me, Cheese, Marla, and Andrew all ditched and went to the Adventuredome. It was the coolest. Lol.

I am so mixed up right now. Like with religion, and who I like, who I can trust. What to do...

But since I am really sick, and I don't feel like typing, imma go.

Peace out.

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"You it make things easier if I were gone? Would it make you happier to move along?" [13 Mar 2005|09:17pm]
[ mood | melancholy ]

Right now, all I can think of is Zat.

I can only think of the way he felt, and the way he smelt. And the way he put his arms around me. And I want it back. I want to talk to Natali, but I don't want to annoy her. But I kinda need this. I got in the shower, and when I came back she was on but signed off like 5 minutes later. I dunno what to do. I think about him so much I can't concentrate on anything else. I don't knwo why all of a sudden it has spring itself on me like this. its almost driving me mad. I cant get it out anyway, no ones cares to hear it, and I don't blame them. Maybe I am just really emotional right now? I'm mean, I love this song. "Easier" Wow...

I want him back so bad...What did I do wrong? I really wish he would call me. I to have what we used ot have. But actually see each other. I cant stop thinking about the way he put his arms around me...

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The Warmth [07 Mar 2005|08:08pm]
[ mood | content ]

I'd like to close my eyes and go numb.
But theres a cold wind coming from,
the top of the highest high-rise today.
It's not a breeze cause it blows hard.
Yes, and it wants me to discard the humanity I know,
watch the warmth blow away.
So don't let the world bring you down,
not everyone here is that fucked up and cold.
Remember why you came and why your alive
experience the warth before you grow, old.
Do you think I should adhere,
to that pressing new frontier?
and leave in my wake a trail of fear(?)
Or should i hold my head up high
and throw a wrench in spokes by
leaving the air behind me clear?
So don't let the world bring you down,
not everyone here is that fucked up and cold.
Remember why you came and why your alive
experience the warth before you grow, old.

I am way too obsessed with this song right now...I have listened to it over and over...for the past 5 days. Except right now. Lol.

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